You Can't Always Get What You Want
Zia. In his twenties. A wry, sarcastically funny observer of everyone's life. Survives by way of his sense of humor and snacks. The inner machinations of his mind are an enigma.
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all around me are familiar faces
worn out places
worn out faces
(Source: chrismaggio)
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- Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
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send me a thing
- ♂ = I am a boy who has a crush on you
- ♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you
- * = just delete your tumblr already
- æ = Post a picture of yourself
- $ = You’re awesome
- # = I love your blog
- @ = You’re beautiful
- + = i hate you.
- % = You’re ugly
- <3 = I want to fuck you
- & = I wish we were close
- ~ = I wish we were friends in real life
- ? = I relate to a lot of the same things you go through
- ! = You inspire me
(Source: withoutmeyouwouldbenothing)
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“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
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Likes
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taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:
Clever way of getting his features in there
cr:
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Blarg!1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?2. You talked to an ex today, correct?... ...
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ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES
